Campbell: “You should kiss the zebra from Madagascar on the lips.”
Campbell: “You’re a girl, he’s a boy.”
Me: ” So that’s how it works?”
Campbell: “Well, yeah, I mean you’re not wearing a ring. You should be married by now.”
Campbell is probably one of my most outrageous most adorable students. I coach her in gymnastics preteam and in beginning hip hop. She’s barely six and is the most hilarious kid I’ve ever met. Last week she asked if I could be her mom.